• emma watson: gets casted as the female lead in one of history's biggest movie franchises
• emma watson: spends the next decade slaying as hermione granger
• emma watson: manages to flim 8 movies as a teenager AND get amazing grades
• emma watson: gets accepted to Brown, an IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITY
• emma watson: overcomes the struggle of leaving home to go to college overseas
• emma watson: completes her degree despite always having to deal with the fact that she's a huge celebrity among regular college students
• emma watson: delivers an empowering, wonderfully thoughtful, honest speech about gender equality
• emma watson: is intelligent, down-to-earth, kind and sweet
• emma watson: is also ridiculously hot
• emma watson: is perfect human
• crusty men living in their parents basements: shit
• crusty men living in their parents basements: i feel so threatened rn
• crusty men living in their parents basements: let's leak her nudes